"Thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw."

no one (via pinemangoberry)

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victoriiia:

“Oooh you’re missing out on these delicious prime ribs. They taste sooo good. But you wouldn’t know..”

A big annoyance of mine is when people talk to me and reference meat like I never ate it before because I’m a vegetarian.

Or when I order food items that have meat but ask for it without. And…

"excuse me but what does race have to do with any of this?"

white people (via meggannn)

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ferrarelli:

- Ignorant, bigoted, racists, homophobic, UNAMERICAN rednecks

I’m not talking about country people who like mudding and trucks and country music. I’m not talking about Christians or people who like to hunt and fish. I’m not talking about Republicans.

I’m talking about…

"Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls don’t have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls don’t, can’t, or shouldn’t. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they’ll begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they’re even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but aren’t taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It’s still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex."

Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide (via arsvivendi)

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ghost hunters: can you communicate with us

*door creeks*

ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

baddominicana:

every time i hear a dude say they dont understand women all i can think is

no shit, you were raised to think theyre a diff, separate sub-species from you

and

clearly its never occurred to you to try to understand women as individuals. you want a basic, easy formula thats going to work on every single woman because you dont actually believe theyre all diff humans w diff personalities and diff shit that makes them tick.

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